
Them: Do you want a drink?
Me: I’ll have a soda water and lime, please.
Them: Are you sure you don’t want some vodka in that?
Me: No thanks, I’m not drinking.
Them: Have you been landed with the driving?
Me: Nope.
Them: Oh right, you’re on antibiotics is it?
Me: No, I’m just not drinking.
Them: *looking shocked* You’re not pregnant, are you?!
Me: No, I’m just not drinking
Them: Are you sure you won’t have that vodka, then?
Me: No, thanks.
Them: Ah right! Eh… I haven’t put my foot in it, have I? You’re not an alcoholic or anything?
Me: You kind of have, but no I’m not. I’m just not drinking. Look I’ll get my own soda water and lime, thanks.
Them: *looking confused* Um, yeah, whatever you think is best.